Bart goes upstairs, undresses in the hallway, enter his room naked, puts on his shirt and shorts, grabs his skateboard, and swings out the window, without once breaking stride. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. We could look this "id" thing up in the dictionary. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Proposal? Bart! It would violate the code of the schoolyard. [w:c:simpsons:Herman Hermann: What's the password? If you'd like to learn more about war, there are lots of books in your library with cool, gory pictures. How about a tie, son? Homer: Yeah right, this ought to be good for a laugh! Bart: Thanks, guys. The main force will be split into two groups. We estimate the damage at $75, and frankly... we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill. You can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send them off to side one some godforsaken rock, but for some reason you can't slap them. It's getting kinda dark. I mean, my son a genius? » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons, Homer: Hmm. Bart: Erm, it was an accident, man. Simpson, you and I are going to have a little talk. I would just as soon not make a big deal out of this. Now hit him! You're right. Homer: Bart, your mother's only tying to help, so go ahead and enjoy the show. Weasel 2: He has 4 other beatings scheduled this afternoon. Hey, everybody! Train conductor: Come with me, boy. The following is copyrighted information. I can't squeal. Ah. Nelson: I'll get you after school, man! Milhouse also picks up a Transformer toy. Everybody knows boy geniuses wear ties. Don’t mind if I do! Milhouse Van Houten: Lunchtime, Bart! It's 216. I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors... before he invented the lightbulb. At the second stop, half the passengers plus two get off... but twice as many get on as got on at the first stop.". The school nurse did wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight. Bart: Intelligence indicates he shakes down kids for quarters at the arcade, then heads to the Kwik-E-Mart for a cherry squishee. Now, Bart, we want to emphasize that nobody's angry about this. If you get bored, feel free to take out a book and start reading. Since its launch in January 1990 as a regularly scheduled series, this celebrated show has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. Get it? Record Collecting 2020 Or why I need to stop. Steinberg! Milhouse also picks up a Transformer toy. You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? Bart: I ain't gonna get out of the 4th grade alive. Show up around nine-ish. Work, brains, and [holds up a cupcake] Hmm.. Bart: Hey! The boys begin fighting. Skinner: Scoot, young Simpson. I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. BART On guard! Abe: Oh, yeah? Bart: I need some advice, Grampa. -Uh-uh, Homer. Nelson: Hey, you two birds. Who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and in offence. Marge: Bart, stop fooling around. Skinner: Yes. She and Lisa leave. I can't hug you and kiss you and make you feel all better. Hurry up. Well, lemme put it this way. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities... for your big aptitude test tomorrow. Lisa: Bart, here's that cupcake you wanted. Bart: You know, there are names for people like you! These pieces come off like a first draft no one bothered to fix. Don't forget the film festival!'' Since the beginning, the series has been a pop culture icon, attracting hundreds of celebrities to guest star. Grampa: So Herman, has the large-type edition of this month's “Soldier of Fortune” come in yet? Finally, this disc also has three Scripts to browse through. Rocky Taylor. (pans to door) The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again: Number 1: Bra, Number 2: Horny, Number 3: Family jewels. Homer: See that boy, you didn't expect that did you, and neither will he. Hope you won! Herman: And that's where we'll hit him. Grampa Simpson: Dear advertisers, I am disgusted at the way old people are depicted on television. Here's one for the road, dude. You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is. You've gotta tell Principal Skinner, Bart. - Ooh! Herman: I'd rather they say “Death From Above”, but I guess we're stuck. -- ``Bart the General'' Simulated hand-to-hand. Homer: Don't stifle the boy, Marge. Actually we came over because I want you to meet my grandson, Bart. We used it last week as a prop in a film we made about illiteracy. Whoa! Homer: But I'm not a genius. Listen up, you may get a kick out of it. Homer: So next time this boy thinks your gonna through a punch, you throw a glob of mud in his eye! Lisa: Don't, Bart! Bart screams as he runs up some stairs, but it closely followed by Nelson. Bart, there are students in this class with a chance to do well. Homer: Don't worry, son. Uh, Bart, would you wager your cupcake against my--. In the heat of the moment, I said some things I didn't mean. You’re saying “butt kisser” like its a bad thing. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Lisa: He'll give you good advice, he's the toughest Simpson alive. [realizes his nose is bleeding] Hey, wait a minute. Am I making myself... Homer: You! Homer: Lisa, maybe you should try some of this. Oh, Bart! But can I interest you in some authentic Nazi underpants. Takes like 5 minutes. Herman: My arm? Skinner: Oh-no-no. Dr. Pryor: We should move him to another school. Well, it's really pretty top secret, ma'am. The next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it! Homer: Bart! I can't promise you good times. Olajuwan! The hook goes over the top and these things go in there. Now apologize to that boy right now. Bart asks for $5, and Homer winkingly hopes Bart doesn't spend it on a certain movie. They are the youngest of the bullies at Springfield Elementary School. You're outta there! Yellow Weasel is one of two cronies of Nelson, along with the Black Weasel. The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. He's a good boy now, and he's getting better... and sometimes even the best sheep stray from the flock... and need to be hugged extra hard. Not seeing why it's gotten so much attention here. It also features him returning home after being beaten and sobbingly telling Homer he needs help. You're our hero, Bart! Nelson: Ha! Hmm...How many men do you have? Yeah, Bart. Homer: Yeah, it's a crummy system, but what are you gonna do? I had a little accident in chemistry today. If you don't stand up for yourself, bullies are gonna keep picking on ya for the rest of your life. Children: It bounces off us, and sticks to you. Bart the Genius: Original Script ; Bart the General: Original Script ; Moaning Lisa: Original Script Disc 2: Commentaries on each episode Disc 3: Some Enchanted Evening: Original Script ; Homer: Bart, your mother has the fool idea that [slows down] you're upset about something. I thought my time had passed. Lisa: Hey everybody, here comes my brother, Bart the bully killer! Grampa: [screams] Bart, what brings you here? Do I smell cupcakes? You know, to study them and all the stuff they do with each other. Lisa: It’s Mrs. Hoover’s birthday. No chewing gum on school grounds. -- ``Bart the General'' Bart: In English class I did the best. Herman: Strategy. BART On guard! Here comes my brother, Bart the bully-killer! You know... you misspelled "confession.". My sister was baking cupcakes... Nelson: I'll see you at the flagpole at 3:15. The Simpsons Episode Scripts 7G05 - Bart the General. He'll get you after school, son! Dr. Pryor: Tell me, Bart, are you ever bored in school? Little Bart Simpson. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. They're for "Bart The Genius", "Bart The General" and "Moaning Lisa." He'll be surprised at how a little understanding will go. Tell you what, Bart. Article five: Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist. It's a classic pincer's movement. Show me your stuff. Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Grampa, I think this guy's a little nuts. Milhouse: Nelson's at the Elm Street video arcade. [to Bart] You made me bleed my own blood. I'll trade you 1,000 picoliters of my milk for 4 gills of yours. Don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless everyone feels exactly the same way you do. And I think if something can bring us that close... it can't possibly be bad. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and the Star Wars trilogy. And what else? I guess all that's left is a hearty handshake. Here comes my brother, Bart the bully-killer! I wouldn't get too attached. Period. Marge: These are for Lisa’s class. I would just as soon not make a big deal out of this. How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? [holds up a water balloon] Is it OK if they say “Happy Birthday” on the side? Two! There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy. All episodes are accompanied by commentary. Ever feel a little frustrated? In Part III of Bart the General, a door bell can be heard ringing in the background when Bart talks about throwing a sponge at a mirror. When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. Your mother bought us tickets for a student movie by some Swedish meatball.'' ", Principal Skinner will be very interested to-- to--, Oh. Let me feel the wind. Yeah! What do we need a psychiatrist for? Principal Skinner... one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property. There's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son. We are not all vibrant fun loving sex maniacs. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Bart: OK, Nelson, put up your dukes! Dr. Pryor: Uh-huh. Lisa's making these for her teacher. I know you can't eat it now, so I'll just place it lovingly on your forehead. The package includes text for “Bart the Genius”, “Bart the General” and “Moaning Lisa”. You were always my special little guy. OTH: The Simpsons- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"/"Bart the General" The series is slowly finding its footing, but takes weird stops along the way. Script synopsis: After defending Lisa from school bully Nelson Muntz, Bart becomes Nelson's latest school bullying target.Sick of the harassment and torment, Bart, Grandpa Simpson, and Herman (a slightly deranged military antique store dealer with a missing arm) rally the town's children into fighting back against Nelson and his cronies. Bart: Psst. Homer: Well, thank you very much Mrs. Maharishi Gandhi. Apple polisher! Nelson: Hey, wait a minute. An hour later, a number of passengers... equal to half the number of minutes past the hour get off... but three times as many plus six get on. Martin: Twice the fare from Tucson to Flagstaff... minus two-thirds of the fare from Albuquerque to El Paso. OK, I can use this one from the Franco-Prussian War. The scene continues. Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without... mmm, hmm-- What's that word where you encourage something to grow? This aptitude test we administered this morning... has revealed that the young Bart here is what we call a "gifted child.". Homer: So, you had a little scuffle, eh? Lisa: Dad, I get good grades because I'm smart and I pay attention and I study hard. Well, good night, everybody. Bart the General. The preferred spelling of "wiener" is w-I-e-n-e-r... although "e-I" is an acceptable ethnic variant. Bart: At least you learned your lesson so now I'll untie you. And I bet he doesn't do well in his studies either. Nelson: Well, lookie here. Lisa: I'm not greasing the wheels, Dad. Bart: Well, if that's gonna be your attitude, then I'm not gonna untie you. O'Hara! First, you'll need a declaration of war. Look, everybody. ♪ Please use the cuspidor ♪ Well, then, what can we do to make you happy? He can't mean that. Bart: 200 rounds, sir. Do.". Just watched "Bart the General." Lisa: You'll never get one now, Mr. Name Caller! ♪ Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor ♪ Bart: "At 7:30 a.m., an express train traveling 60 miles an hour... leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away. Outside, the clock shows “3:15”. Bart: No, he's pretty dumb. Bart: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun.There are no winners, only losers. I'm Ms. Melon, your learning coordinator. Herman: Don't you worry. Homer: All right, you kids! These are very interesting to see how they were originally written and how it went to final show. Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, as well as a virtual cast of thousands. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Well, it seems the smartest child in the class... is also the quietest. I can't squeal. Game's over. Marge: Mmmhmm. [looks behind counter] Ah, OK! She is known for her long-running role as Bart Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons.Cartwright also voices other characters for the show, including Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Kearney, Database, and Maggie. I can't help that if I had given it to you, this whole horrible tragedy could have been avoided. OK! [sniffs]. Uh-- A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin. Don't forget about the film festival. Bleech! I'm finished. A cupcake here, a good grade there. Derivative D-Y equals three R squared... D R over three, or R squared D R, or R D R R. Har-dee-har-har. He's in all the same special classes I am.. Marge: That's why he lashes out at the world. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. We know our kid is nuts. Bart: Teacher’s pet! I don't bug you when you're helping Lisa. Bart: It bounces off us, and sticks to you. Homer: What, and violate the code of the schoolyard?! He's not bothering me, Mrs. Krabappel. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. The school psychologist refers Bart … The frame from the comic book unfreezes, and Milhouse kicks Bart into a shelf on the other side of the store. Keep it down! Never hurts to grease the wheels a little. You're going to be sucking all your meals through straws if you don't shut your traps. [Bart throws the gun, which Nelson eats. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures. Disc 2: Call of the Simpsons. Coward: It's my nerves, sir. Lunchtime, Bart. When Bart comes home he seems to be his usual sarcastic self when saying "I payed the price for helping Lisa" , Marge bugs Homer to go check on Bart, thinking he's upset. Principal Skinner: Good point. Hamster Number One has been infected with a staphylococci virus. Bart tries to confess, but Homer suggests they play catch My wife thinks you want me to pay for it. Bart: "At the same time, a … He-he. This is how it happened man. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire S1E1 Bart the Genius S1E2 Homer's Odyssey S1E3 There's No Disgrace Like Home S1E4 Bart the General S1E5 Moaning Lisa S1E6 The Call of the Simpsons S1E7 The Telltale Head S1E8 Life on the Fast Lane S1E9 Homer's Night Out S1E10 The Crepes of Wrath S1E11 Krusty Gets Busted S1E12 Some Enchanted Evening S1E13 Herman: Yeah, [looks at watch] it's way past fifteen hundred hours. Bart: No way a bull's gonna miss a target that big, man. Bart attempts to hide from Nelson and his weasels but he lands in front of them.]. It would violate the code of the schoolyard. They only occasionally hang out with Nelson after he was defeated by Bart. She developed Nelson's voice on … Bart: I can't hear you! You're a dimwit. You're our hero, Bart! [throws mud in Nelson's eye and punches him gently]. Hamster Number Two is the control hamster. "I cheated on my intelligence test. Or don't. - Oh, man! I ain't gonna get out of the fourth grade alive. Bart: Here we go. Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious? Homer: I'm just saying why not have two geniuses in the family? Bart: Back scratcher, foot licker, honour student! Bart: Artillery. That's exactly the kind of crapola that's lousing him up. Bart and children: One, two, three, four. To celebrate your first day of genius school... what do you say we go out for a round off rosty chocolate milkshakes? Nelson: Hey look, they got food at this thing. Bart the Genius Homer chases a green Bart through the house : Bart the Genius The Simpsons at the opera : Bart the General Bart in command of his troops : Moaning Lisa Lisa and Bleeding Gums Murphy jam : Life on the Fast Lane Jacques gives Marge a bowling glove : There's No Disgrace Like Home Homer, Bart and Maggie get electrocuted The frame from the comic book unfreezes, and Milhouse kicks Bart into a shelf on the other side of the store. Bart is given the role of a cooper in the school's medieval festival, while Lisa is the queen. In addition to the six commentaries heard on DVD One, we also find scripts for a few episodes. I thought you could help him with some kind of strategy. It's like you're reading my mind, man. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy. Army: Three!! Nelson: I'm gonna get you again tomorrow, Simpson! Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts. Because if you do, one day you may achieve something... that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations. Lady: Half the people here are named “Grampa”. I like my teacher. ", Bart: "At the same time, a local train traveling 30 miles an hour... and carrying 40 passengers leaves Phoenix bound for Santa Fe. Tell me. Jan 5: Share . How does it happen? However, this one transforms into... a watering can. Season 1 > Bart the General. But, the one thing I do know... Bart: Whoa, whoa! Homer: Doc, this is all too much. Dr. Pryor: Uh, no, you have it upside down. You've gotta tell Principal Skinner, Bart. Dr. Pryor: Mm-hmm. Nelson: Naw, happens all the time. Army: One! F.D. Thank heaven for children! Somebody else's blood splatters on me. If any. Milhouse: Thanks Bart, we got the day off from school for this. If you want peace, you must prepare for war. Marge: [Marge grabs hold of Bart's shirt.] Really though, it’s funny to watch this knowing the characters as we do now. Tell you what. However, this one transforms into... a watering can. By itself, something like this might not call for an extreme penalty... but this is not an isolated incident. TABLE OF CONTENTS (Teacher Edition): Script 1; Christmas In The West Piano/Vocal Score; Christmas In The West Lyric Sheet; Script 2; Bart's Theme Piano/Vocal Score; Script 3 Maybe so, but from now on... this dimwit is on easy street. but within that, the show doesn't completely rely on film references, as it's actually a fairly entertaining episode in it's own right. Mr. Skinner, Dr. Pyor is here to see you. Nelson: Lunch time! I'll just change “Otto von Bismarck” to read “Bart Simpson”. The Simpsons Gets Political - SE01 E05 - Bart The General Script synopsis: After defending Lisa from school bully Nelson Muntz, Bart becomes Nelson's latest school bullying target.Sick of the harassment and torment, Bart, Grandpa Simpson, and Herman (a slightly deranged military antique store dealer with a missing arm) rally the town's children into fighting back against Nelson and his cronies. Marge looks for a new school for Bart and decides to try out a Catholic school. Lisa: No there aren’t. I ain't gonna get out of the fourth grade alive. Child: I wonder what we're doin' here anyway. Without law and order, man has no freedom. Bart picks up a Transformer robot toy, and transforms it into an axe. You made me bleed my own blood. Grampa: No! "Id: Along with the ego and the superego... one of three components of the psyche.". Bart: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun.There are no winners, only losers. I'd rather Bart die! Come on, son. A terrible ghastly mistake. Homer: Nonsense, Marge. And this guy is completely out of his mind! We're dissecting him next week. Well, I guess that would be a paradox too. Shh! Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, this is our district psychiatrist, Dr. J.Loren Pryor. Bart: Nelson, it was all a mistake! The character was to be voiced by Dana Hill, but Hill missed the recording session and Cartwright was given the role. Bart: Wow! Now hurry up, its time for class. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Nelson: Nah, happens all the time, somebody else's blood splatters on me. Children: Would've got an A, but I was sick. Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simpleminded grudge against me. You're right! Bart the General Yellow Weasel: Nelson, y-you're bleeding. Excellent. But l just want to say... that the past few weeks have been great. Lisa: Yes, remember the fight he put up when we put him in the home. He says it's urgent. Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, congratulations once again. I’m not sure why we didn’t get scripts for all of the episodes, but I thought these were a fun addition nonetheless. Let me say right at the start that we have one rule here: Make your own rules. Principal Skinner: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble. Lunch time! Bart: Huh! These are accessed by stepping through each page via the chapter forward or back buttons on the remote. It sounds good to me. Ask anybody. [pinches Bart]. Um, look, Dad. I'm sorry. Yeah! Bart The General. I see boy. Army: Because I cheated on the test. He looks so lifelike. There are no winners, only losers. Homer: [Homer invites Bart on to his lap.] Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up. Script synopsis: After defending Lisa from school bully Nelson Muntz, Bart becomes Nelson's latest school bullying target.Sick of the harassment and torment, Bart, Grandpa Simpson, and Herman (a slightly deranged military antique store dealer with a missing arm) rally the town's children into fighting back against Nelson and his cronies. "Bart the Genius" is the second episode of The Simpsons' first season. Seeing Marge be the drunk fool and Lisa be as much of a troublemaker as Bart just feels wrong, as does Homer being the stern authority figure. Like a Dennis the Menace episode with a few attempts at real jokes. So, what was it you wanted to tell me, son? It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. You're not that fast. Grampa: Bart's got a problem with a local young bully named Nelson. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures. The Simpsons (1989–…) - episodes with scripts The Simpsons is an animated sitcom about the antics of a dysfunctional family called the Simpsons (surprise surprise). In the trashcan with it. And now we can continue our debate from yesterday. Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier? Here. Homer apologizes, ``Sorry, Bart. Jan 10: Share . Nelson: Haw, haw, haw! These tests will have no effect on your grades. When we left off, Calvin and Tanya were arguing... that free will is an illusion. Bart: Well, I've have to say....your generous nature. I'm still trying to get you a lab partner, Bart. (``Perish the thought!'') OK. That said, I … Right across the plate. Homer: And if you get the chance, get him right in the family jewels. [Bart throws loads of knives at Nelson, which are plastic and Nelson drags them off.] The boys begin fighting. Here's all the information you need. Life on the Fast Lane. Do you ever dream of leaving your class... to pursue your own intellectual development on an independent basis? [Bart starts shooting Nelson but the bullets fall off Nelson.] Marge: So tomorrow, instead of bickering with this boy, talk to him. If you ask me, humankind has freedom... a freedom fraught with paradoxes. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! 7F03: Bart Gets An F 7F04: Treehouse Of Horror 7F05: Dancin' Homer 7F06: Bart The Daredevil 7F07: Bart Vs. Thanksgiving 7F08: Dead Putting Society 7F09: Itchy And Scratchy And Marge 7F10: Bart Gets Hit By A Car 7F11: One Fish Two Fish Blowfish Blue Fish 7F12: The Way We Was 7F13: Homer V Lisa 8 Commandment 7F14: Bart's Dog Gets An F You've helped me out with things... and we're closer than we've ever been. you know, outline your project... what you hope to achieve, what you'll require to do it. I guess you were right, all that homework was a waste of time. And then you sock him when he's staggering around blinded! This bully friend of yours, is he a little on the chunky side. Mrs. Krabappel, isn't Bart supposed to face the window... so he won't be tempted to look at his neighbor's paper? There's your enemy! I think we're all in a mood to celebrate. I promise you good times! Principal Skinner: I caught your son defacing school property this morning. Lisa’s making these for her teacher. Bart: Hey what’s the big idea?! Frosty Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today. Moaning Lisa. She first voiced Nelson in the episode "Bart the General" (season one, 1990). Oh, but, Bart, don't you remember the boredom... the ennui, the intellectual malaise? Grampa: No, I wanna do the crossword puzzle! The Simpsons is the longest-running primetime comedy in television history. Don't worry, Home boy. Homer: But what's a day off from work when I'm never gonna see my beloved son again! Let me show you how to put on a tie. Is the class moving too slowly for you? Marge: Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about this. - Bart! It's the three roads to success, Bart. Lecture #8 - On the Water BalloonIf you join Robinhood, we'll both get a share of stock like Apple, Groupon, Ford, or Sprint for free! Wahhhh! Herman: Armistice Treaty, article four: Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger. "The Simpsons" Bart the General (TV Episode 1990) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Bart, instead of fighting why don't you try a little bit of understanding. Marge: Nurturing your brilliant brain... so I got tickets to the opera tonight. Bart: That guy's been tormenting all of us for years, and I for once am sick of it! Bart: Oh right, oh right, look I'm sorry. Principal Skinner: I think we should retest him. Ms. Melon: Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? 'Bart the General' has Bart imagining his own funeral. The Greeks knew it. Freud shows how childhood shapes our subconscious mind... but this helps us to think for ourselves. Marge: Shhh! It's eight cars long and always carries the same number of passengers in each car. Dr. Pryor: The child is not supposed to know his own IQ, of course... but, uh, you can see it's beyond the range of any doubt. They are almost identical looking except their skin colors are different. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal. Nelson: Ha-ha-ha! And you'll need to train them, hard. Lecture #8 - On the Water BalloonIf you join Robinhood, we'll both get a share of stock like Apple, Groupon, Ford, or Sprint for free! I'm outta here. And then..... Bart: Psst. If we don't get any volunteers soon, I'll assign somebody. I'm insulted. Bart: Sound off. Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! Herman: You'll need more. Ms. Melon: So, "Y" equals "R" cubed over three. Bart: Huh! Bart: [yelps] Oh no boys, not the can, please. 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